blog ussa first gig--a summary
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U.S.S.A. played its first show at The End in Nashville, Tn on monday night. It was a rousing affair--big crowd, energy and excitement, etc. The show went fine (for a first show)--no technical problems, no serious miscues, etc. Special thanks to all who came out and to M-Audio for the killer tech gear.... After the show, things got hot. The U.S.S.A. members beat up the other bands and smashed their equipment (stole their girlfriends too). They then started a bonfire in the parking lot and roasted the pigeons and rats that they caught earlier in the day. When the police arrived, the whole thing was blamed on the ravers and hiphoppers from the gig across the street. Chaos ensued. It was awesome! Blogs are fun because you can make stuff up and know one can stop you!
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posted on Mar 21 at 11:16 am
pigeons taste pretty good. ate a few at the last riot i started with GG Allin

you always gotta blame the ravers. anyone that wears candy bracelettes and puts on a construction mask with Vicks Vapo-rub on it deserves to get beat down by the cops
posted on Mar 21 at 2:02 pm
that's right, phatduckk....I actually was at a swank eatery in London where rich idiots dined on blood-rare pigeons....
posted on Mar 21 at 9:15 pm
Glad to hear your first gig together was a rousing success! I have to remember to hang with you guys after your shows--don't want to miss out on all the chaos...

Very creative story D! ;) Good one.
posted on Mar 22 at 2:33 am
Anything can happen in Nashville. That I know for sure. Wish I could have been there.
posted on Mar 22 at 8:05 am
Makin' stuff up? We trust you. So there we technical problems? You weren't actually in TN? Now I don't know what to believe.

But I am looking forward to roasted squab (blue blood name) and USSA in california!
posted on Mar 22 at 8:39 am
Nashville is outta hand, y'all. Last night I partied with Jack White and Jack Black at Kid Rock's!
posted on Mar 22 at 5:25 pm
One time, for Thanksgiving, we took a chicken, stuffed it with a cornish game hen, then stuffed that whole assembly into a turkey....and deep fried it! Then Maureen threw up on it!
posted on Mar 22 at 7:59 pm
thats like a turduken or whatever
posted on Mar 23 at 9:55 pm
Wait! Why did Mo throw up on the turduken???
posted on Mar 27 at 6:37 pm
yes, everything else too...
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