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ussa first gig--a summary
U.S.S.A. played its first show at The End in Nashville, Tn on monday night. It was a rousing affair--big crowd, energy and excitement, etc. The show went fine (for a first show)--no technical problems, no serious miscues, etc. Special thanks to all who came out and to M-Audio for the killer tech gear.... After the show, things got hot. The U.S.S.A. members beat up the other bands and smashed their equipment (stole their girlfriends too). They then started a bonfire in the parking lot and roasted the pigeons and rats that they caught earlier in the day. When the police arrived, the whole thing was blamed on the ravers and hiphoppers from the gig across the street. Chaos ensued. It was awesome! Blogs are fun because you can make stuff up and know one can stop you!
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you always gotta blame the ravers. anyone that wears candy bracelettes and puts on a construction mask with Vicks Vapo-rub on it deserves to get beat down by the cops
Very creative story D! ;) Good one.
But I am looking forward to roasted squab (blue blood name) and USSA in california!